I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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