You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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