when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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