So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
