I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
