69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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