She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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