The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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