in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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