just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Only a mothe r could love this liver
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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