I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
