kristin has been a bad kristin
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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