I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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