Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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