No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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