Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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