What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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