you traded sex for a burrito?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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