remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you traded sex for a burrito?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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