Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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