glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
what if I'm pregnant?
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i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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