So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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