he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Randomize
