Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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