But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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