Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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