The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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