There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Please don't give away my fajitas
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