I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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