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i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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