if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize