Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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