So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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