I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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