Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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