Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Can I color on your dick again?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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