So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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