just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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