it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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