My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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