"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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