a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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