it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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