I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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