I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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