Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
one might say we're banned from that church
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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