Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he shaved USA in his pubs
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Let's get the cat blown out
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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