I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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