I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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