I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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