he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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