my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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