oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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