it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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