i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I made him laugh his dick is mine
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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