so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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